“220 Grains of Raw Human Testicles”

Svên the White was born to carpet makers in the yarn district of Hammerfest, Norway. He grew very strong hands and fingers from working the loom all day, and applied them to shredding guitars and melting faces all across arctic Norway.

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The Only Two Surviving Original Members:

Wüli Thøktar was born into an elite Oslo family and was singled out as a gifted singer at only 5 years old. When he turned 10 his father (the local choir conductor) planned on castrating Wüli to preserve his angelic voice. Luckily Wüli escaped with the help of sympathizers to Hammerfest, near the arctic circle.

Thøktar visiting the suburban Hammerfest farmers’ market.

Svên knits a stole in the old tradition.

Releases:

5.17.2010

ApocalitterEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Apocalitter.mp3

6.6.2010

BeavertopiaEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Beavertopia.mp3

7.4.2010

Soul CancerEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Soul%20Cancer.mp3

9.9.2010

BloodberriesEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Bloodberries.mp3

12.28.2010

Big Bag of BullshitEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Big%20Bag%20of%20Bullshit.mp3

3/31/2011

Smack My BishopEight_Gauge_Churro_files/Smack%20My%20Bishop.mp3